Cashier: *dies at register*
Customer: are you open

i seriously love tattoos. chances are if you have tattoos, i’m probably attracted to you.  

ugh, i gotta go to bed, work in the morning.

requests will continue tomorrow … maybe

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So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

rockadoodle-doo said: A dog eating watermelon

yeah that my scary ass dog eating my watermelons right thar